The following is taken from Mr. Wilkerson's interview with "Great Teachers!" magazine, Vol.5, issue 6, February 11, 2011.*
*disclaimer: While the information below is mostly true, the statement above is not true. Mr. Wilkerson has never been interviewed by "Great Teachers!" magazine. In fact this whole interview is made up.
Q: "Is it true that you have 6 children?"
Q: "I've heard that you raise llamas. Do you eat them?"
A: Not anymore and No.
Q: "Is there any truth to the rumors that you used to raise buffalo?"
A: Again, yes. Who told you all of this?
Q: "Ok, how long have you been married?"
A: Good question, but you can't stump me. The answer is 26 years.
Q: "What about..."
A: Why does everyone ask me about that? Like I told Tip O'Neil back in the old days, "I've quit politics."
Q: "Mr. Wilkerson, what is your secret for such a handsome, full head of hair?"
A: Just lucky, I guess!
Q: "Why are bow-ties so darn attractive?"
A: It is a classic look that never goes out of style!
Q: "Mr. Wilkerson, you have such a sleek figure! What is your work-out regimen?"
A: My daily gymnastics routine keeps me fit and trim!
Q: "Uh, What is that smell?"
A: Sorry, I must've stepped in some buffalo manure. Thank you all for coming. If you have any further questions, please email me.
Mr. James Wilkerson
Computer Technology Teacher
Place Bridge Academy